
courtesy of Sarah Smith-Benjamin Productions
The title of this post is taken from the character Bartok in the animated movie, Anastasia. It reflects my past week oh-so-well.
First off, I know I left you all hanging with how the Challah French Toast turned out, and you guessed right: Delicious. I made two loaves worth, and it was gone by that afternoon (except for the few pieces I made people save so I could have some for the next day).
Monday morning I awoke to find an email from Dr Falk with a link to a Rosh Hashanah YouTube video. Your welcome roomies for the wake up call! Of course everyone loved it. Before Ulpan that morning, Aryeh pulled up the website for our evening activity: The Ein Prat Leadership Academy in Alon to meet with some students and the rabbi there. During the first break in Ulpan I showed Shelli, our Ulpan instructor, the R.H. video. She loved it, and asked if that’s why the Ein Prat website was open. At first I didn’t understand, but then she told me The Ein Prat Fountainheads are the same group of students who made the Rosh Hashanah YouTube video!!! What a coincidence! (I bet you all thought that was going to be a Jenna story, with no point, but I fooled you!) If you’re interested, here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlcxEDy-lr0
Monday afternoon I took the bus (to the wrong stop, typical) to meet up with Noa from the NGO (national governmental organization) I’ll be volunteering for in my free time. Noa is fantastic! She was so friendly, and she drove to pick me up since I was lost in Jerusalem… The NGO is called Bema’aglei Tzedek (circle of justice) and fights social injustices on issues such as entry access for people with disabilities, fair wages, and having businesses meet federal regulations by providing healthcare and other benefits. Check out their website: http://www.mtzedek.org.il/english/default_en.asp
Tuesday’s Ulpan: Scavenger Hunt on Ben Yehuda! 3 teams of two, racing through shops to claim the title: Scavenger Hunt Victor! and the secret prize. Nicole and I photo documented all our items and rushed back to the meeting place. While abiding local traffic laws, waiting for the cross walk sign to change, we see Staci and David J-walk and take our victory! Over a week later I’m still bitter, because everyone knows I’m not competative at all… Breaking the law just to win – but they did share the prize, Oreos.

Underground, ooh lala
After the scavenger hunt I left the group to go to a MASA meeting. (http://www.masaisrael.org/masa/english/) MASA is an organization that helps bring young adults, including myself, to Israel. The program I am on, Real Life Israel, is a MASA program. So, after a selective screening process (just kidding) I was invited, along with 2 other MASA participants from Tel Aviv, to be representatives at their meeting and share my story! It was a great experience and I got to see a side of the organization I had not been exposed to before, the business/donor side.
From the meeting I rushed to The Kotel to meet back up with the gang for a tour of The Kotel Tunnels!

Western Wall Plaza, weekday
If you’ve been to The Western Wall, you probably agree, its a lot smaller than anticipated. I am a little embarrassed to admit I never took the thought further. The wall is part of the western wall of the Temple Mount which supported the Second Temple. Only 187 feet are exposed in the Western Wall Plaza, while the remaining ~1400 feet are underground! I won’t go into the politics of why its underground … but if you’re interested, I suggest looking it up. History repeating.

Blue Birthday Drink
Tuesday night we went out for Staci’s birthday. We started at a really cool bar/pub with great beers on tap, Road Runner cartoons playing on screen, and excellent classic rock music. We met a few Israeli’s who were home for the weekend from the IDF, and had an Israeli celebrity sighting, although we never would have known if they hadn’t told us. We moved on to a dance club since we were all in the mood to dance, and closed the club at 4am (I am not as young as I once used to be).
Wednesday Sarah came with me to replace my keys. I lost my keys the week before, AND I lost my phone a couple days ago. Both these things upset me because I have never lost either my keys or my phone, EVER. The keys are somewhere in Tel Aviv and the phone I blame on … well that will come up later in the blog. After replacing my keys, we decided the weather was nice and its Erev
Rosh Hashanah, why not have an adventure, and thus began our mini walking tour of Jerusalem. We walked through side streets until we came upon a bench covered with books. Curiously we started flipping through the books, all in Hebrew, some were quite old and interesting. A few feet up the sidewalk was another bench with more books. There, on the second bench, patiently waiting, sat a book titled “הריאות והנשימה” (lungs and breathing). Puzzled, we looked around and noticed we were in front of a building called The Artist House. We thought this could be an exhibit but as it is common habit in Israel to leave things you no longer want on the street for others to take, and the corner of the book was chewed by some creature, we decided the book now belonged to us.
Being in front of The Artist House we decided to have a peak inside. Its a very beautiful building with an enclosed garden/courtyard. During the week there is a cafe with a somewhat large indoor seating area or the option of the patio. Upstairs were two exhibits, both oil paints. One collection was rather odd and reflected the artist’s (teacher turned artist) frustration with the current education system, expressing the children as unaware and naive. Part of the exhibit was a room with the Israeli National Anthem playing, a table with children’s busts, and a few paintings. I refuse to pay the $60 to be able to upload videos to my blog but I did just upload the sub-par video to Facebook. The other exhibit was more my style. Sunnier disposition, still life, pleasing colors. I plan on returning to see what other interesting exhibits are displayed.

Taken through my "rose colored" sunglasses, so you can see what I see - Rosh Hashanah sunset
After competing our walk we started getting ready for our first R.H. meal. The what-should-have-been-20-minute-walk turned into over an hour. Between the poor set of directions we were following and the extremely poorly labeled Israeli streets, me missed our turn by about 20 minutes a couple times… We finally made it and had a wonderful meal! Exhausted, we walked the 20 minutes home and crashed. Thursday I woke up and got ready for R.H. lunch in the old city with my birthright tour guide at his friend’s home with ~20 other guests. Lunch was delicious and the atmosphere was wonderful, especially with Daniel’s 6 month old baby
Lunch let out around 5:30, just enough time for me to walk home, relax for 20 minutes, then head to Eleanor’s for dinner (my mom’s friend from high school). This dinner most resembled what I’d have at home, and again, the food and company were wonderful. Friday meant lunch at Yoni’s! Yoni and his wife Natalie made us, yet another, great meal, and I made a new best friend, Lia – Yoni’s 2 year old daughter. I am happy to say, I have not put on any weight, even with the days of eating!
After lunch a few of us headed to the Sherut’s to Tel Aviv. (Sherut’s are shared taxi’s that can fit 8-10 people, are less expensive than taxis, and slightly more expensive than taking a bus.) Since no buses run on the holidays, we had to take a Sherut to Tel Aviv, where I parted with my friends to join Alon in Haifa for the weekend! Alon is the best friend of Nir, the boyfriend of my best friend, Jenny. Also, an all around good person. We relaxed for a little at his apartment then grabbed dinner and a drink at his friend’s new bar. Around midnight my exhaustion, and sore throat, from the non-stop week set in. Saturday we woke up, sore throat a bit worse, and still exhausted, but headed to the beach. We spent a while in the water riding the waves, some time with Alon’s friends Dani and Shlomit and their 4 month old Jack Russell, Harley. I fell asleep for a few hours, sure I was getting sick. We took it easy the rest of the day, and went to watch the sunset over the Haifa coast. Then Alon kindly took me to the bus station where I fought my way on for a seat and my journey back to Jerusalem.
Sunday I woke up and could barely move. Long story short, Sunday-Tuesday was spent sleeping, interrupted by a doctor’s visit to confirm I had strep throat. Downside 1: sick in bed for 3 days, downside 2: being a space shot and losing my phone, Super Upside: finishing The Hunger Games trilogy! Wednesday and Thursday I finally made it back to Ulpan, and am feeling much better.
This shabbat is also Yom Kippur, so the city will shut down in a few hours. I’m heading to the weekly craft fair up the street and possibly to the Shuk for some food. Thanks for sticking with me through this long post!